"Vandal Friday" by Justin Ruggles

Welcome new freshman, come enjoy our school.
All students drink here, those who don't, well they're not all that cool.
You'll be introduced to Jose, Jim, and Jack,
And if you know the "green" people, you'll even score a sack.
You all looked great in your campus tour groups, teeth brushed--hair combed and more,
I give you a month, rockin' sweat pants to class, and smelling like John's Alley's floor.

We like hosting you at our greek homes and dorms,
We also panic, hiding alcohol and illegal materials a you show up in swarms.

Don't screw off, go to class, do your homework, get it done,
Ah, who am I kidding, SAE's are having Pimps & Hoes--go have fun!

Over the summer, stay healthy and eat right.
Because soon enough, you'll be surviving off ramen and Busch Light.
Try to stay off any type of U of I probation,
And don't let your suitemate catch you in the act of masturbation.
I know your probably nervous, but you're a Vandal now, stand tall,
I wish you the best of luck and we'll see you in the fall.

OMG!

We will be on air in like 8 min and 30 sec... TALK TO US! :D

Check it out! - The Kooks

Hope everyone is excited for this week's show...working on entertaining you all with some amazing new music! Also expect some amazing new additions to the blog!

Oh and check out this band!


The Kooks

Listen to "Naive"!

Check out their website --> http://www.thekooks.co.uk

They have a new album coming out soon!


Adios Amigos!

-Emo

Do you have what it takes to apply? How CRUNK are you?

So I was bored and thought it would be funny to have people apply to be Josh's Beirut challenger for each sunday.

Check out Josh's offer:

2 guys 1 mic is hosting an annual 'beirut challenge' every sunday against yours truely. We play through out the show with continual updates on air to see if your skill matches that of my own.

I supply the beverage to play with that evening you need only bring your game face.

This game has its rewards! well...Breaze and I are still working on that..hopefully maybe T-shirts etc. However there is one for sure prize. If you manage to actually beat me by 1 match or more at the end of the night I will be your slave for 1 day.

This is normally a 1 on 1 challenge ladies, however I am not against a 2 vs 1 challenge. So please sign up by posting here or on the 2 guys 1 mic radio show website. Bring your game, and be ready to either have your skills mocked or praised on the radio.

(rules and regulations to be discussed befor the event).

My current Records are

15-2
12-3

Can you do any better?

So yeah fill out this handy little form on this post or scroll down to the bottom of the homepage!

ADIOS AMIGOS!

-Emo

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Guess What???

We are on air right now!

We're Baaaacccckkkkk...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We're back you little shiites! ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM!

Listen to our show tonight! I'm sure it will be better than all the rest!

Tell you friends also...don't be a damn fool...and you better not be a Tragic Ho!

TONIGHT AT 11:15ish!!!

Adios.

-Emo

Carrots...So YUMMY...Yummy Party...In my Tummy! YEA!

Hey Guys! Spring Break is finally here! I'll make sure to take lots of pictures of North and South Carolina! WOO! Also...There will not be a show this Sunday but we will return on the 16th! TELL YOU FRIENDS!

In the meantime...Check out this band!

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Listen to "Beard Lust"!

Adios Amigos!

-Emo

Surprise! It's a Video!

I had to do a really basic video project for my JAMM 275 class and I thought you all might enjoy it.





I HOPE EVERYBODY HAS AN AMAZING SPRING BREAK!

-Emo

...I can't wait, to see you again...

I've got my sights set on you...

HEY! THANKS FOR LISTENING LAST NIGHT! sorry bout the over the line Bindi Irwin joke...lol...I love getting feedback from people I didn't know! :D

I went to the doctors and they gave me a Z-Pack! FINALLY I CAN GET BETTER!

but yeah...Explore our blog...leave messages...Take the polls...If you have any suggestions TELL US.

I heart your faces and your elbows.

Using CRUNKness to fight the SICKness,

-Emo

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